December 2010
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Excerpts from the novels for Star Wars, The Empire...
(Alternate title: Excepts from the novels for Star Wars, The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi that should have been added to the special editions of the movies instead of anything else) “Star Wars” by George Lucas, 1976 Stormtroopers board the Rebel ship: The figure shifted its big rifle around in armored hands—too late. A beam of intense light struck the head, sending pieces of...
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Motherfuckin' orange season!
It’s that time of year when I spend tens of dollars a week on oranges.
Step 1: Buy pile of oranges.
Step 2: See how many oranges you can eat in one day.
Step 3: Try to beat your high score.
It’s also motherfuckin’ kiwi season.
No, you can’t just buy one or two kiwis. Are you serious? You only want one kiwi? No, you will buy an entire bag of kiwis and like it. You...